Boring. Dreary. Dry. Dull. Humdrum. Irksome. Monotonous. Stuffy. Tedious. Tiresome. Uninteresting. Wearisome.
OK, probably it wasn't that bad. Sometimes you're just not in the mood for a quiet, arty movie. Sometimes a quiet, arty movie will just put you right to sleep.
Fortunately, this will probably allow me to stay awake for an entire Saturday Night Live. Natalie Portman is on. As long as she's not quiet and arty.