Pun Salad

• "Michael Nesmith" Hayek. Someone looking for information on how spontaneous free-market order brought forth the Monkees, perhaps. Or maybe someone trying to find out if Michael and Salma are an item.

• persuasive paragraph about Jessica Alba. Looks like a plagiarism attempt, doesn't it? "Write a persuasive paragraph about Jessica Alba. Hm, I'll just find someone else who's done it on the Web!"

• Eva Mendes ethnicity. Some folks are really concerned about it.

• plant hammer cockpit pun. There are only 17,200 hits for "plant hammer cockpit pun" on the Google, and Pun Salad is (as I type) number one. Unfortunately the person who was looking for a plant hammer cockpit pun didn't actually find one here. Can anyone think of one?

• burned out on pornography. 626,000 hits on the Google, and Pun Salad appears on the first page of results. I don't even want to think about what that means.

• tendentious fish oils. Those are the worst kind, actually increasing risk of heart disease and stroke.

• alec baldwin solemn vow to move to canada. We're all pretty disappointed.

• "more goo to go". Greetings to my fellow Bob Newhart fans.

• Average wage of playwright today. You should follow your muse without regard to petty pecuniary issues, dude.

• gay male fans of senator john sununu. I'm sure they're out there somewhere. They're just not here.

And as always, scads of people looking for Cathy Poulin, the woman appearing in TV ads for Bob's Discount Furniture. If this blog were in the market for an annoying female sidekick, Ms. Poulin would definitely be in the running.

In case you weren't aware, Cathy will be greeting customers this coming Saturday, October 7, between 11am and 2pm at the grand opening of the BDF store in Woodbridge, New Jersey. I probably won't be able to attend.