Pun Salad

This week's test of the Sunday Basic Cable Movie Actor Theory:

• 4:30AM on AMC: Clear and Present Danger (Harrison Ford)
• 7:30AM on AMC: Patriot Games (Harrison Ford)
• 7:30AM on TBS: Die Hard with a Vengeance (Bruce Willis)
• 10:00AM on TBS: Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
• 3:30PM on TNT: The Fifth Element (Bruce Willis)
• 5:00PM on AMC: Clear and Present Danger (Harrison Ford)
• 6:00PM on TNT: Men in Black (Will Smith)
• 8:00PM on TNT: Men in Black II (Will Smith)
• 9:45PM on TNT: Men in Black II (Will Smith)
• 11:30PM on TNT: Men in Black (Will Smith)

Whoa. Our lads are all over the cablewaves today. And let's not forget our ace in the hole:

• 1:30AM and 2:00PM on AMC: The Hunt for Red October

Theory status: unrefuted for 31 consecutive weeks.