Although the country at large has been pacified, the war is still carried on in remote enclaves run by petty tyrants.
The War Against Christmas, that is. The remote enclave is Florida Gulf Coast University and the tyrant is President Wilson Bradshaw:
FGCU administration has banned all holiday decorations from common spaces on campus and canceled a popular greeting card design contest, which is being replaced by an ugly sweater competition. In Griffin Hall, the university's giving tree for needy preschoolers has been transformed into a "giving garden."[To clear up the Professionally-Written sentence in the paragraph above: it's probably the sweaters that are ugly, not the competition itself.]
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