I've been noticing a bunch of news relating to Southern Illinois University lately.
Its president is one Glenn Poshard, a Democrat ex-Congressman who
was given his initial SIU trustee position by everyone's favorite
governor, Rod Blagojevich. (Poshard had earlier lost his bid for
Illinois governor to Blagojevich's Republican predecessor, the currently jailed
George Ryan.) Poshard was soon enmeshed in a plagiarism controversy.
This was kind of the norm at SIU; two former
chancellors had been investigated for plagiarism before that.
It shall be a violation of this policy to allege, file or raise frivolous or malicious claims against members of the Office of the President or the Chancellors of the SIUC or SIUE campuses. If a violation of this section is committed, the University may initiate any and all appropriate action, including but not limited to disciplinary action against an employee or civil action against a member of the public.Frivolous and malicious claims are bad, of course. But do Presidents and Chancellors really need to have special protection against them? Or is the whole point to stifle investigations before they start? I know which way I'd bet.
In the meantime, the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education
has been busy pointing out SIU's unconsitutional sexual
harassment and free speech policies. They even got involved in an
amusing war of words with SIU-Carbondale Chancellor Samuel Goldman, who
blustered about FIRE's "baseless" claims, while—by sheer
coincidence, no doubt—SIU was quietly taking down one of its more
ludicrous "free speech zone" policies.
And, to put some statist icing on the cake, Dr. William A. Babcock,
claiming to be a
"senior ethics professor" at SIU-Carbondale, penned an opinion column
for the Christian Science Monitor advocating, well,
Every young American citizen, once he or she graduated from high school, would have the responsibility to complete two years of public service. National need would define the nature of such service, but at any given time the variety of jobs likely would be in education, infrastructure repair and maintenance, construction, healthcare, the military, and the arts, for example. Participants, most age 18 to 20, would be provided with room and board and given minimum wage during this two-year period.Professor Babcock's arguments in favor of this are embarrassingly bad, primarily evidence-free assertions of vague benefits (For example, it would "spawn a new breed of citizens" who (among other things) would "Be more worldly [sic] wise" and "Better understand how various aspects of the nation work.")
Nowhere, of course, is the petty little Thirteenth Amendment mentioned; it's not just SIU administrators who hold the Constitution in contempt.
And you might expect a "senior ethics professor" to devote—Constitution aside—at least a few thoughts to the morality of demanding that individuals sacrifice their own plans and projects to the will of the state. Not Prof Babcock, though.
So, if we have any readers among faculty or administration at SIU, Pun Salad says: Keep up the good work! You're making the rest of us look good, if only in comparison.
And if we have any readers among current or prospective SIU students, Pun Salad says: Are you nuts? Run away!