Greatest Foster's Headline Ever

On page A3 of today's dead-trees Foster's Daily Democrat:

Man accused of not selling marijuana
You can't win, man.

If you're not a Foster's subscriber, you'll have to take my word for it. The online version, regrettably, rewrote the headline:

Portsmouth police say man kept money meant for drug buy, violating parole in process
Although it's still a little odd: if he hadn't kept the money, he would have skated?