Y'know, I'm a little politicked out today.
On this day in 1939, World
War II began and Lily Tomlin was
born. Almost certainly a coincidence. But …
In the Everything You Know Is Wrong Department: John Tierney has news you can use if you
find yourself in a rip current.
If I told you that David Cassidy—yes, Keith Partridge himself—sang the National
Anthem at Fenway Park on Sunday, would you believe me? I wouldn't. Yet
Red at Surviving Grady seems to have the incontrovertible
Dylan comes out with a Christmas album and now this? End times, baby. End times.
Mark Steyn asks: Do
you notice anything shrivelling?
The other day CTV reported the astonishing statistic that in the whole of Canada there are just 33 sperm donors. That seems awfully low for a nation of 30 million people. Three sperm donors per province plus one per territory? Surely we can do better than that. All hands on deck!Key colorful phrases: "a stampede of broody lesbians stymied only by defective semen"; "very masculine reading estrogen-based organism."; and "Fallopian time-share".