Pun Salad

… but I found stoplights instead:

• Best opening paragraph I've read recently:

  "I still can't believe they took our yogurt. There's a medical marijuana shop a couple miles away, and they're raiding us because we're selling raw dairy products?" When the Rawesome organic food coop in Venice, California, was raided by the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office, the Los Angeles County Sheriff, the Ventura County Sheriff, and the California Department of Food and Agriculture, plus the federal Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Agriculture in late June, one of the store's volunteers was widely quoted expressing incredulity that dairy products would attract more attention from law enforcement than weed.

  Here in the LFOD state, we're OK with raw milk. In fact, there's a straight-from-the-cow vendor within walking distance of Pun Salad manor.

  To my uneducated palate, however, raw milk tastes… exactly like milk.

• In our Barackrobatic category: How many "top priorities" does President Obama have? Try to guess before you click over for the list.

• xkcd today:

  

  Compare with Pun Salad, almost five and a half years ago. Great minds think alike, but there's sometimes a time delay.