Five Things You Never Wanted to Know

Janice Brown of Cow Hampshire has blog-meme-tagged me with the "five things" thing. Okay, but … you'll be soooorry.

  1. I always unload the bottom rack of the dishwasher first. Mark my words, friends: do it otherwise, and you're just asking for pain and misery.

  2. I thiink Kristen Wiig is the shiit. (Not original, but nonetheless true.)

  3. My voice sounds like a big cartoon dog swallowed a foghorn.

  4. You know the guy who, when asked what he did, replied "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."?

    Well, I could tell you what I do, but then I'd have already bored you to death.

  5. I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

I will tag (but, like Janice, not nag) these good folks: Bill Gnade at Contratimes; both Doug and Skip at Granite Grok; cubicle neighbor Marcus del Greco at Garden of Blog; and Joe Malchow at Dartblog.