Janice Brown of Cow Hampshire has blog-meme-tagged me with the "five things" thing. Okay, but … you'll be soooorry.
I always unload the bottom rack of the dishwasher first. Mark my
words, friends: do it otherwise, and you're just asking for
pain and misery.
I thiink Kristen Wiig is the shiit.
(Not original, but nonetheless true.)
My voice sounds
like a big cartoon dog swallowed a foghorn.
You know the guy who, when asked what he did, replied "I
could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."?
Well, I could tell you what I do, but then I'd have already bored you to death.
I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I will tag (but, like Janice, not nag) these good folks: Bill Gnade at Contratimes; both Doug and Skip at Granite Grok; cubicle neighbor Marcus del Greco at Garden of Blog; and Joe Malchow at Dartblog.