If Fred Thompson is writing his own stuff, it's pretty
impressive. Any other candidates quoting Thomas Sowell?
Life lesson: your genius in one area (e. g., music)
does not mean you'll be any good at all in another area
(e. g., performing for kindergarteners without
coming across as weird
Still, give the man respect for trying this at all. Kids are a tough crowd. All he was really trying to do was, baby, to be friends with them.
Geoffrey K. Pullum speculates
on the probability of his dropped keyboard generating an accidental
Unix/Linux shell command. A must-read for every geek who might be in
situation, although here at Pun Salad Manor it would more likely
be the result of meandering kd;lyb tds as4 Hey, get off!