Hey, I got mail from a Pun Salad fan! What do you think?
Hello dear My name is jasmine in search of a man who understands love as trust and faith rather seeing it as a way of fun but a matured man with good scence of humor reading about you i derive interest on you contact me with this address (email@example.com believe we can start from here, waiting your urgent reply so i can send pictures for further introductionsI think Jasmine has "matured man with good sence of humor" thing correct, but I'm not quite sure about the "way of fun" thing—is she for or against that?
Anyway, I'm very unavailable. But something tells me she's not that picky, so I'm throwing it out there for any other matured man with good scence of humor; perhaps she could be persuaded to derive interest on you. And, after further introductions, if money changes hands (as I think it's almost certain to), she might be able to afford a keyboard with a few more working punctuation symbols.