From "Camelot":

The winter is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot.
Hmph. I don't suppose Lerner and Loewe will be coming around to plow my driveway.

(James Taranto provided the link and lyrics for the above, in a different context. He was really on a roll yesterday, check it out.)

Last Modified 2012-10-19 2:33 PM EDT