If only Obama had picked someone named "Drome" for the VP spot, then it could have been the "Palin-Drome Debate."
MODERATOR: Governor Palin, shouldn't the Vice-Presidential limo be replaced by something with better gas mileage?This has been your Pun Salad Sophisticated Political Analysis for today.
PALIN: A Toyota! Race fast, safe car: a Toyota.
MODERATOR: Congressperson Drome, the Supreme Court recently issued a very divided decision…
DROME: Some men interpret nine memos!
MODERATOR: Governor Palin, will John McCain be taking any steps to stop the propagation of Soviet weaponry into space?
PALIN: No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention.
MODERATOR: Congressdroid Drome, what did Senator Obama say about his openness to alternate views and opinions?
DROME: "Dogma: I am God."
MODERATOR: Governor Palin, any clichés you'd like to use to wind up our debate?
PALIN: Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
MODERATOR: Congresscritter Drome, Governor Palin's the clear winner here. Thoughts?
DROME: Dammit, I'm mad!