URLs du Jour

2008-10-06

  • I regret using the term "unrepentant terrorist William Ayers" yesterday. Google says that's become an overworked cliché with about 90,700 hits. From now on, I'll try to be more original. How about "proud but fortunately incompetent would-be murderer William Ayers"? Does that work better for you?

  • Obama's response to the Ayers stuff (expressed via surrogates) seems to be:

    • Hey, only a racist would bring this stuff up!

    • Hey, I just remembered! I didn't know about all this bomb stuff!

    • Hey, our kids just go to school together!

    My favorite is that last one, since:

    It’s an obvious fiction …, since the Obama children are presently in elementary school, while Ayers’ children are all grown adults …

    Come on, MSM, even I can do this: "What did you know? When did you know it? And what did you do when you found out?"

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