This should do the trick:
It's old, I had seen it before. But it's really timeless. And amazingly well-done.
But if you need additional cheering up…
Perhaps you noticed the grim story out of the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health a few months back: Proximity to nuclear power plants associated with increased cancer mortality. Uh oh.
U.S. counties located closer to operational nuclear power plants (NPPs) have higher rates of cancer mortality than those located farther away, according to a new study led by Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health.
The study is the first of the 21st century to analyze proximity to NPPs and cancer mortality across all NPPs and every U.S. county. The researchers emphasized that the findings are not enough to establish causality but do highlight the need for further research into nuclear power’s health impacts.
To repeat: Uh oh!
The HTHCSoPH story refers to the concurrent publication in Nature Communications: "National analysis of cancer mortality and proximity to nuclear power plants in the United States." Prestigious! Here's the abstract:
Understanding the potential health implications of living near nuclear power plants is important given the renewed interest in nuclear energy as a low-carbon power source. Here we show that U.S. counties located closer to operational nuclear power plants have higher cancer mortality rates than those farther away. Using nationwide mortality data from 2000-2018, we assess long-term spatial patterns of cancer mortality in relation to proximity to nuclear facilities while accounting for socioeconomic, demographic, behavioral, environmental, and healthcare factors. Cancer mortality is higher across multiple age groups in both males and females, with the strongest associations among older adults, males aged 65–74 and females aged 55–64. While our findings cannot establish causality, they highlight the need for further research into potential exposure pathways, latency effects, and cancer-specific risks, emphasizing the importance of addressing these potentially substantial but overlooked risks to public health.
Wow, they used a lot of controls. Sounds like science!
But you might want to read those articles quickly before they are memory-holed. Because:
A recent series of papers suggested that nuclear power plants are responsible for more than 100 thousand cancers. Using their method, every landmark we tested causes cancer, https://t.co/cRKP6hBMsP
— Adam Stein (@Dr_A_Stein) October 2, 2026
Pun Salad readers may have noted my occasional references to the University Near Here. As it turns out, "statistics show" that living in proximity to a public college is associated with 626,212 cancer deaths.
Aieee! I'd be safer if I moved down to Seabrook!
You can read Adam Stein's twitter thread, or you can read his and Deric Tilson's article at the Ecomodernist: Things that Apparently Cause Cancer. Excerpt:
It would shock you to know that Costco, according to a new Harvard School of Public Health methodology, caused 120,687 cases of cancer mortality nationally every year, simply due to living in close proximity to their warehouses. Private colleges accounted for 83,782 more. Harvard itself is responsible for 5,842 cancer deaths. Living near a Major League Baseball field causes almost 19 times as many cancer deaths as living near a Major League Soccer pitch. These conclusions are obviously absurd, but they come from the exact same methodology that researchers at Harvard use to “prove” that nuclear power plants cause cancer in nearby communities.
Earlier this year, Adam Stein and I called out a series of Harvard studies showing that nuclear power plants were associated with higher rates of cancer incidence and cancer mortality as nonsense. Now that we’ve spent the last few months replicating the analysis and expanding it, we are able to show that no matter what landmark you use, their methodology will show an increased cancer risk and mortality. The studies simply do not prove anything about cancer incidence.
What follows is a brutal takedown of the Harvard study. Reader, you may get cancer (it happens), but it will not be because you lived too close to a Costco.

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