As I learned as a little Lutheran lad, God answers all prayers. Sometimes, however, the answer is: Medammit, would you stop bugging me! (Via the infidel Treacher.)
May
31
2006
Save the Planet!
Offering yet another public service, Iowahawk presents "Ten Things You Can Do to Save the Planet." Sample:
7. "Green begins at home." Whether you live in East Hampton or Topanga Canyon, there are dozens of little things you can do around your compound to minimize harm to the environment. For instance, have your groundskeeping staff lower the water levels in your koi ponds, and turn off your energy-wasting security cameras between 1 AM and 7 AM. If you own a summer ranch in Montana, send an email to the trail boss and tell him/her to add Beano to your cattle herd's feed to reduce ozone-depleting methane emissions.
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