Everything I Needed to Know In Life I Learned From Animal House

I believe the dialog went something like this, as the Deltas had just been put in a desperate situation by Dean Wormer:

Hoover: We've gotta do something.
Boon: He's right.
Otter: You're right… We've gotta do something.
Boon: Absolutely.
Otter: You know what we gotta do?
Otter & Boon together: Toga Party!
Similarly, we can imagine the meeting of the Gilford, New Hampshire School Board, when confronted with state statistics showing only 55% of their 10th grade students at a proficient-or-better level in reading, and 37% at a proficient-or-better level in math.
School Board Member 1: We've gotta do something.
School Board Member 2: He's right.
School Board Member 3: You're right… We've gotta do something.
SBM2: Absolutely.
SBM3: You know what we gotta do?
SBM2 & SBM3 together: Astroturf!
Via Skip at GraniteGrok, who has concerns.