Exit Stage Right

Mr Ramirez seems dubious that it's entirely voluntary: Jeff Maurer urges patience, fruitlessly: Democrats Get out of Bad Relationship, Immediately Rebound While Still Emotional.

Democrats’ relationship with Joe Biden turned toxic. Though things worked beautifully for years, after the debate, it was clear that Biden could no longer provide what the party needed. This was traumatic for Democrats; we had imagined a future with Biden, and accepting that we had to move on was hard. For a while, we even considered sticking with an obviously-doomed relationship because making a change seemed too difficult. But in the end, we did what we had to do and broke up with Joe.

The paperwork for the breakup went through late on Sunday. As I write this, it is mid-Monday, and Democrats are already with someone else — we’re swooning over Kamala! We’re suddenly realizing that our dream candidate was right under our noses the whole time! The endorsements are flying in — liberals haven’t been this eager to publicly express enthusiasm for something since Hamilton. From bicycle shops in Brooklyn to juice bars in LA — and shockingly few points in between — blue America is Krazy for Kamala!

But, at the risk of being the fungus on the coconut tree, I’d like to speak to Democrats for a minute. Folks…friends. I understand that right now, you’re buzzing — you’re liberated and feeling optimistic for the first time in a long while. The past month was an emotional roller coaster, and you’re invigorated now that Joe is gone — please remember that I was one of the people saying that you should break up with him! But maybe, just maybe it would be wise to just tap the breaks [sic]. Maybe don’t rush into a new candidate right away. Because I sort of think that your sudden infatuation with Kamala might be a reaction to how things went with Joe.

There, I quoted three whole paragraphs without a single dirty word! Unusual for Jeff.

Also of note:

  • Fifty seconds of cringe. Here's one of the things Jeff cites as an example of "Kamala fan art that makes North Korean state media look subtle."

    As Abe Lincoln probably did not say: "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."

  • This doesn't appear to be all that likely a prediction. But nevertheless, a must-read from Kevin D. Wilson: And Now, Dump Harris.

    All the Democrats really need to have a real shot at beating Trump (again) is to nominate someone halfway normal and competent. They have many promising options from which to choose. Kamala Harris, whatever her virtues as a human being, is not one of them. She’s damaged goods from an unpopular administration that effectively has just come to an early end, a California weirdo who talks like some weird mix of yoga instructor, horoscope, and vice principal. Biden’s withdrawal is one piece of evidence that at least some Democrats really believe what they say they believe: that Donald Trump is a unique threat to the republic. If it is really the case that Democrats sincerely believe that, then they should act on that belief.

    And that means dumping Harris, too.

    Harris, if she were smart, would save them the trouble. California has a governor’s race coming up in 2026. And who knows, Harris might actually turn out to be good at that job. But she could do her party, her country—and, realistically, herself—a favor by following the boss’ lead one last time and getting out of the way.

    You may have noticed: unlike, KDW, I try not to give advice to pols or parties. Why would they take advice from someone who despises them so much?

  • A reminder: Joe came in fifth place in the 2020 New Hampshire Primary. Jim Geraghty looks at The End of an Error. It's a long essay, but here's what I want to excerpt:

    As I wrote in November 2021, “Harris’s presidential campaign ran into trouble in part because of flip-flopping on big issues — abolishing ICE, sanctuary cities, Medicare for All, independent probes of police shootings, banning fracking. Flip-flopping on issues is ultimately a reflection of a political leader who isn’t entirely certain what he or she wants.”

    When she withdrew from the presidential race, our Charlie Cooke concluded, “Everything that is wrong with American politics is summed up in Kamala Harris. She’s a weather vane. She’s dishonest. She’s a coward. She’s condescending. And she’s a phony. She’s the answer to no useful or virtuous question.”

    Kamala Harris wants to be popular and great, and her first instinct is to push the country further to the left.

    So we'll see how that works out for her.

  • And now for something completely different. You may have heard about the event: Blue Screens Everywhere Are Latest Tech Woe for Microsoft. You can find all sorts of finger-pointing and recommended remedies that uncannily resemble remedies that people were advocating before the outages.

    But this little nugget was buried at the end of the WSJ article linked above:

    A Microsoft spokesman said it cannot legally wall off its operating system in the same way Apple does because of an understanding it reached with the European Commission following a complaint. In 2009, Microsoft agreed it would give makers of security software the same level of access to Windows that Microsoft gets.

    The Register has slightly more: EU gave CrowdStrike keys to Windows kernel, Microsoft claims.

    Y'know, it might not be a great idea to enable bureaucrats to make design requirements for AI software.

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For Your Eyes Only

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A collection of five short stories from Ian Fleming. James Bond appears in all of them, but in varying roles. The Wikipedia page will tell you how much of the stories made it into movies over the years.

"From a View to a Kill"

Bond is sent to France to investigate the murder of a NATO motorcycle courier, and the theft of his "despatch" bag. M and Bond are relatively contemptuous of NATO's investigation. On site, Bond decides to ride the same route to see if he can flush out the evildoers. Turns out he can! He finds himself a little over his head, but is saved by a plucky female spy with a target pistol.

"For Your Eyes Only"

An escaped Nazi wants to buy a Jamaican estate that suits his fancy. When the owners don't want to sell, he has them murdered; maybe their heir will be more agreeable. Bad news for the Nazi: the victims were friends of M. He sends Bond on a freelance mission to take out the bad guy and his crew, who are hiding out in northern Vermont. (I think this is the closest Bond has ever come to my house.)

Trivia: when Bond is packing for his mission, one of the items is a large aluminum flask, which he fills with a 3:1 bourbon-to-coffee ratio. Nothing like being stinkin' drunk when you're trying to sneak up on the evildoers!

"Quantum of Solace"

Here, Bond has just blown up a couple of boats, for some reason, but that's all done before the story starts. He's bored out of his skull at a dinner party put on by the Governor of the Bahamas, but (eventually) gets interested in a story the Governor tells about a nebbish civil servant who gets married to a fetching stewardess. Which doesn't work out well. But there's a surprise twist at the end!

Yes, I think this has nothing at all to do with the movie of the same name; they just used the title. Probably paid millions to the Fleming estate for the title.

"Risico"

Bond is sent to investigate a drug smuggling operation targeting the British. His initial contact is Kristatos. Who points Bond at Columbo, a smuggling rival. But wait, who's the actual bad guy here?

Trivia: I'm pretty sure they'll never title a 007 movie "Risico". Too obscure. But elements of this story made it into the movie For Your Eyes Only.

"The Hildebrand Rarity"

Another title fated to never be attached to a movie, I'm afraid. The "Hildebrand Rarity" is a fish, and Bond has been wangled into helping the millionaire Milton Krest capture a member of the species. It turns out that Krest is a boor, dishonest, and a wife abuser.

The back cover of my copy of the book calls this story "an old-fashioned murder mystery", so I was kind of expecting Bond to do some Holmes-style deduction. Wrong, and a spoiler coming up: the murder doesn't happen until the last few pages of the story, and we never find out for sure who committed it.

Angel Has Fallen

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Since I watched the first two entries in this Big Dumb Movie series (Olympus Has Fallen and London Has Fallen), I figured I should complete the set. Unfortunately, my brain rebelled a little, asking "Why didn't they just…" a lot.

Allan Trumbull (Morgan Freeman) has made it to the presidency! Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) is still in the Secret Service, being considered for the top job. (And he would certainly be more competent than the current occupant, amirite?)

But Mike has continuing physical woes, after beating would-be assassins in previous movies, and losing to the Persian Empire in 300. And (as usual) the bad guys have a nefarious scheme that involves presidential assassination, and (as a bonus) framing Mike for it. A lot of Mike's agents get blown up, President Trumbull goes into a coma, Mike gets arrested. Will Mike escape, save the President, and clear his name? Sure, but it takes a while.

Hey, is that Nick Nolte underneath all that hair and wrinkles? Yes it is!

Jada Pinkett Smith has a small role as an FBI agent who (eventually) uncovers the truth about the murderous gang of assassins. Her response is to chopper into the gang's headquarters with one (1) other agent, with no weapons drawn, engaging in some chitchat with the gang's leader, making it obvious she knows what's going on. This does not work out for her.

Warning: Wikipedia says three more movies are in the works. And maybe a TV series. Maybe multiple TV series!